if eight people follow my friend by friday i’ll go grocery shopping in a chicken suit
i’ll take pictures and cry in front of the frozen chicken nuggets
I’m sorry I’ve been gone for so long. I’ve been on another one of my accounts.
I THINK I JUST PASSED OUT
Avengers/Game of Thrones Crossover
^ Made this for another one of my blogs. If you like superheroes, MLP, Harry Potter, Criminal Minds, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Adventure Time, American Horror Story, or Game of Thrones, you might want to check it out. batcowandrobin.tumblr.com
will ignore Dick thoroughly thrashed in order to admire Black Canary’s high level of bamfitude
I love how she flips him and tHEN FLIPS SO SHE CAN FLIP HIM AGAIN
ROBIN AND BLACK CANARY FIND THIS THE MOST EFFICIENT WAY TO TRAVEL
(Since it’s usually princess-of-pancakes)
happy-bird (since birds are prettier than arachnids? dunno.)
Since Korra is A) The Avatar and B) A girl from the northern water tribe, like Kuruk, the spirit Koh will try to kill her or, at least, steal her face. Noatak’s spirit will try to help her by giving her Amon’s mask, to defend herself against Koh.
If you were just following me because of the Grey DeLisle gifs I made, then you might want to leave now. I won’t be making anymore. If you’re wondering why, it’s because of these posts http://gayone-armediguana.tumblr.com/ which she has now deleted.
I don’t know whether I’ll delete the stuff I made. Maybe I’ll keep it to remember that I shouldn’t put celebrities on a pedestal.
Hey Guys, (and by “guys” I mean cisgenders, transgenders, gays, lesbians, bi-sexuals, straights, Lithuanians, Converted-Catholics etc….hope the generally used term “guys” isn’t offensive ) -
The reason that I deleted the negative posts from my blog yesterday was NOT because I was sorry. I deleted them because they were pure negativity and I can’t believe I actually felt the need to DEFEND myself for a stupid Justin Bieber joke from 3 months ago…or the so-called “ableist/racist” joke:
“I got your back!” -Siamese Twins
Listen…I have friends and followers of all colors, sizes, genders, creeds and abilities and I’m truly proud to know them…and as a former theater geek, I would venture to say that I may actually have MORE gay friends than straight ones as well as a transgender family member that is celebrated and embraced
Wanna know what all of these people have in common? A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!
Tumblr is my “happy place”! I log on to escape the day to day crap, tell dumb jokes, attend prom on Tiny Chat, and fangirl with the best of them! I AM A NICE PERSON.
Not one of my stupid posts has EVER been mean-spirited or targeted ANY group of people in a nasty way.
The “SJWs” on the other hand have called me horrible names, made malicious accusations (I never called gay people one-armed iguanas…and when I used the term “normal people” I was referring to the 99% of Tumblr without a bug up it’s ass!!!), and have blogs that spew more hate and vitriol than I’ve ever witnessed on the internet…and as a person who enjoys reading YouTube comments…. that’s saying A LOT!
This whole thing is really sad because I truly believe that a lot of these people started out with the best of intentions. Unfortunately, in so VICIOUSLY defending their beliefs against so-called bigots and transphobes like me (and TINA FEY!!!??? Seriously!!!!) they have actually BECOME the very sort of people they think they’re fighting against.
The only hate that I truly hold in my heart is for BULLIES and that is what you people are.
This is the last time I’ll be addressing this nonsense. Everyone is getting sick of it and I’m no exception.
Think about spreading love and laughter from now on. It’s much more powerful than hate (plus you’d probably get WAY more followers!!!!)
P.S. My Mexican, ex-fruit picker, gramma who raised me on a factory worker’s salary and public assistance is mad that you guys keep calling me a “rich white girl” (I’m a rich Chicana!!!!)
Hey guys (I’m going to start this out being hyperbolic about how sensitive I think you all are, even though it’s passive-aggressive as hell). The reason I attempted to erase all the bullshit I posted isn’t because you calling me out actually made me sorry (I don’t have to be sorry for anything, I’m a snowflake!), it’s because I don’t want these negative things associated with me publicly. I didn’t want my defense of trans*phobic and ableist jokes to be associated with my blog because I’m a Nice Person™.
I’m going to still insist one of my jokes is funny, even tho it really isn’t.
Listen… I have friends of various minority groups that I tokenize whenever I assert my privilege with non-funny jokes. THEY have a sense of humor about it, or at least are conditioned not to challenge me, the pale woman, with things that can and do cause psychological harm to people. GOD, why can’t you all do that?
Really. I’m a Nice Person™, so therefore it shouldn’t matter if my jokes perpetuate stereotypes, are triggering, or anything like that. It doesn’t matter if I hurt my fans with some of these jokes, they just need to understand that I, with my snowflake self, don’t really “mean” it and that me being able to tell all the insulting and hurtful jokes that I want is more important than any of the painful experiences, bigotry, violence, and/or vitriol they face on a daily basis. I’m the important one here.
Not any of my posts have been as mean-spirited than the “sjw” that have called me out, including the ones of me screencapping and saying shit about the fans that unfollowed me. None of my jokes that were marginalizing, none of that. Nope. Having people call me transphobic, a cracker, a rich white girl, privileged, etc has been the WORST things I’ve seen on the internet, because they were against me - the precious snowflake.
You all are bullies, BULLIES, for calling me out on things and holding me accountable for them.
I’m going to walk away from this now and pretend like nothing happened without learning, trying to learn, or an actual apology because I’m the special princess here who’s privileged enough to do so. It does’t matter if I’ve added to the pain of some of my fans, it’s all about me.
P.S. If I didn’t do enough tokenizing in the body of this letter, let me tokenize the struggles of my gramma as well and try to do a plot twist about how I’m totes not white, even though I’m mixed with at least three different flavors of vanilla and am clearly extremely white-passing. Because clearly, there isn’t any sort of privilege that plays out between white latinas, brown latinas, and black latinas.
^I have to agree.
I’m disappointed in Grey.
This helpful map explains Mitt Romney’s contention that Syria is Iran’s “path to the sea.”
THROUGH THE DESERT
SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNELLLLLLLLLL
Bumi’s turn to cook. Be afraid…
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